Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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