What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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