Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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