Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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