Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
what day is it and did you see me today?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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