I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
His nipple licking is glorious
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