nut hugger
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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