hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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