Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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