i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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