I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize