I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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