chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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