maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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