is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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