I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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