No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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