At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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