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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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