Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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