i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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