yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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