Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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