The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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