Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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