Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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