You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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