i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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