I don't think brook has ever known best
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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