she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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