he shaved USA in his pubs
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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