If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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