Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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