something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Enjoy the penises
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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