it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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