I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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