I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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