real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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My vagina just recognized that song.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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