is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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