So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
