Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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