He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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