Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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