so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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