Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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