loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Help. Why am I so naked?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize