I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
is it fun? or sober?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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