'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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