There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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