I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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