I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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