When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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