I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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