weddingsv make me drug and hornr
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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