I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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